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Posted on 18th Apr at 1:34 PM, with 2 notes

Just realized my entire life is a series of sadness errands

Posted on 18th Apr at 1:17 PM, with 10,863 notes

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

Posted on 18th Apr at 11:19 AM, with 96,583 notes
zoozoodad8:

wow can u say bullshit?? squats are importanter than everything

zoozoodad8:

wow can u say bullshit?? squats are importanter than everything

Posted on 17th Apr at 10:40 PM, with 635 notes

kickflipe:

Lil B - Wonton Soup

Hop up out my car (swag) then I drop my roof
Wet like wonton soup. That’s just how I do (swag)
Then I park my car, then I fuck your bitch
Eat that wonton soup, swag like wonton soup

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